Will: *on phone* Mr D? WE NEED YOUR HELP-

Dionysus: Is the camp on fire?

Will: NO, BUT-

Dionysus: Then it’s not an emergency

Dionysus: *hangs up*

Nico: Well? What did he say? What so we do about the portal to the deepest darkest pits of the underworld in his bedroom??

Will: Apparently this isn’t an emergency

Percy: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY???

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